snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via blitheblaine)

seventy-five-percent-water:

Gymnosomata, commonly known as Sea Angels. An apt name- the sea angels are the ethereal, translucent, fluttering angels of the sea. 

In hard scientific terms, they’re small swimming sea slugs, but we’ll pass over that for now and just admire how delicately beautiful these wonderful creatures are.

(via a-marine-stole-my-heart)

(Source: muggletimelord, via beachbubb)

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

(via un-congenial)

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

(Source: hippiehealthy, via a-marine-stole-my-heart)

jaredpadaleki:

a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.

an Adventure is a trip without a destination.

a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.

#excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x)

(Source: pregamingforaslumberparty, via blitheblaine)

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(Source: ryanseacresthighfivesblindguy, via a-marine-stole-my-heart)

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